🏠🧠 PORTSWOOD HOUSE JUST DROPPED 🧠🏠
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Bevois Valley
‼️STOP SCROLLING‼️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL 📍 PORTSWOOD 💸 £142 PER PERSON PER WEEK (yes fr) 💳 £300 DEPOSIT (that’s like 2 Uber Eats orders idk) ⚡💧📶 BILLS INCLUDED (no jumpscare energy bills. peaceful.) 👑 GOOD LANDLORD (not a myth. not a legend. actually real.) 👥 CURRENT LORE: 👉 3 BOYS 👉 2 GIRLS 👉 NEED 1 MORE TENANT (this could be YOU fr) 🧍♂️🧍♀️ LOOKING FOR: Literally one human being Can pay rent Can coexist ✨ FEATURES INCLUDE: • shelter from the rain • walls • doors (probably) • WiFi you’ll still complain about • near Portswood things (food. shops. life.) ⏰ THIS SPOT WILL VANISH LIKE YOUR MOTIVATION 📩 DM NOW OR BE HOMELESS (joking. mostly.) #Portswood #StudentHouse #BillsIncluded #OneRoomLeft #£142ppw #BrainRotHousing